HOW "MANLY" ISN'T SAN FRANCISCO!

This morning's news rated San Francisco near the bottom of the list as manly cities. That's no surprise to locals because all of us see her in our mind's eye as a regal lady. However, we do use the word manly a lot out here in Muirsville. So, picture this: suppose we replaced Gavin Newsome and his woosy hybrid suv with Vin Diesel and a Dodge Charger to represent; that would be a crystal clear, no bottled water, tap water solution to a quandry--- "Cause what happens is it seems that The City officials believe that they are on top of it, that their cloistered vision of the city is real and is what is actually going on; however, the rub is that Bay Area burbites feel entitled and proprietory about San Francisco also. So, after much head scratching and pondering, the only thing Kamaroh can think of, for purposes of proper feedback, and to put it all into proper porportion, is to put the Good Guys Car Club in as pro-active consutants to the mayor and to hook them up with their own office in City Hall.
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ONE FLEW OVER THE MAYOR'S NEST!

VIN DIESEL WOULD BE MORE APPROPRIATE:Kamaroh & San Francisco mayor Gavin Newsome have had a relationship of indifference to each other over the past years. Kamaroh's early endorsement of Police Chief Jeanne Fong as Democratic govenorial candidate instead of Newsome simply added an increase of indifference to Kamaroh by the mayor. Kamaroh likes muscle cars and drives a vintage Camero. Now the indifference has increased as Kamaroh would rather see Vin Diesel in charge of San Francisco City Hall. Can you imagine having a mayor of a major city driving a hybrid suv that has been untouched by Chip Foose?--Goodguys need to get together in the quest for prerequiste rough edges. "My friends all drive Dodge Chargers, I must make amends!"

THE IMPENDING DEMISE OF THE SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE:

Anyone who read my now deceased blog, THE UNSUNG HERO, knows how important reading 'The Chron--' is to Kamaroh; and how my regular forays to San Francisco from the burbs keep me centered. Everybody needs a north star, correct?, and mine happens to be San Francisco. How cool is that!

Well, the unsettling news is that if the owners can't find someone to buy The Chron-- they are going to close it down. Wow! You got to realize how big a big deal this potentially can turn into--actually it may be the demise of gentrification as we know it in the Bay Area. And I, Kamaroh P. Jones, am here to tell you that I forsee at least a 30% decline in the population of San Francisco as literate folks pack up their stuff and move on to Colorado and Arizona....

Kamaroh read in The Chronicle, Sunday, March 1, 2009; The Bottom Line by Andrew S. Ross , the following:

...From the 10-year-old daughter of a San Francisco author of childrens' books: "If The Chronicle goes, we move, 'cause you can't have a proper city without a newspaper."

You know, folks, this has got Kamaroh pretty bothered--because he looks good in shorts and because he won't take a chance on breaking his legs on skis as Kamaroh is too vintage and too unfocused for proper snowboarding---

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